Efluvios negros: hay que desempolvar el nihilismo de cuando en vez

The egg is cracking open: the yolk is spreading along the frying pan....frizzling around the hot oil and getting nowhere save burnt....

I'm a loser baby, odd you didn't follow through the chorus line....

Maybe we need a new atheist dictatorship... Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini: the models of cool - cool is skeptical, cool is cold, cool is taxative, cool thinks their the best, cool don't care, cool shoot first and ask questions later .... Maybe I should recover interest in politics...

Anime, drugs, filaitongismo, vindication of uniqueness and sex for its own sake (market economy tactics for fooling assholes into consumption -of rebelion, condoms, nike sneakers, metal outfits-attitudes-ways of greeting-walking-reading-talking-thinking and hairdos, DVD's and pins, piercings, tatoos, records, manga, goth, punk, anarchy, satanism, dildos, sex toys, pagan items, darkness, exotic food, perfume, esoteric miscellanea, you name it - cool suckers become just the same as your average mall-going, TV-watching-pulling-out-their-ear wax-on-the-couch nerdos: nadie especial, nadie se salva): the last bastions of occidental civilization, the last sacraments of the fall, the last waters of our bitter baptism ... may it have mercy of us all for we are all in the same boat...and may Osama not blow all our asses off, even when we deserve nothing better.

I'll burn candles with the following message: "may a jew be my mother in the next life"... maybe cool people will slaughter me... and I will be redeemed and they will make movies moaning and whinning my misfortunes (jewish misfortune) in hollywood, thus granting me the certification of martyr and good guy...

"the muffin man is seated at the muffin utility lab research kitchen... using an ointed glass utensil, he reaches out for a quater spoon green rosette and puts it on the summit of a radiant muffin of his own design....arrongatly twisting his scapular aside, he looks at us and says: "other people, they like cupcakes better, but I say, there is, nor ought there be nothing more exhalted on the face of god's great earth than that prince of foods....THE MUFFIN"

Girl you thought It was a man, but it was a muffin...ç

SO LONG ALL YOU FELLOW MUFFINS, MUFFINS AFTER ALL, NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE...